Kharmii is tired of being a villain on the internet so he hired a PR firm to do a write up on him, to improve his online image. This is the new ID to represent me on this site. Being a conservative, I really don't give a damn about what people think of me -like most conservatives who dare publicly express unpopular conservative values- so hiring a PR firm would be a waste of time.

This is a joke based on something I heard on Rush Limbaugh back in the day. [link]

Rush had this to say: 'Conservatives don't seek PR because it's very difficult to get it unless you go out and hire a PR firm, and even then that's a waste of time. Hiring a PR firm is an abject, utter waste of time. You know what a PR firm is going to tell you? I'll use myself here. It's easier to do that. Let's say I'm concerned about my public image, and I want it changed. I'm going to go out, and I'm going to hire the best PR firm I can. You know what they're going to tell me to do? They're going to arrange a meeting with the New York Times editorial board. This has happened to me.

I said, "Why do I need to talk to them? I'm hiring you!"

"Well, they need to speak with you. They need to see who the real you is."

Okay, then I fire them, 'cause there's no way that's going to change anything. I'm not gonna go groveling to some editorial board! It is what it is. And if you can't be made happy by the substance in your life -- if you have to rely on what other people think of you and phony baloney, crafted images -- then you are setting yourself up for some type of similar experience to those who got involved with Bernie Madoff. Maybe not on that big scale, but certainly on some scale.'

The original drawing was on a 9x12 powder blue piece of paper. I ended up throwing it in the recycling bin after scanning because I had drawn Kharmii's figure really loooooong. Fortunately, I was able to shorten him up with the skew and distort tools on Photoshop. His arm is still freakin' huge but, oh well.....