Poor Jaded Kharmii

This self-portrait may show me in distress, but it is actually the grostesque version of a common gesture I like to do. Whenever I'm forced to face the ridiculous and insufferable, I often jam my index finger into my temple and pretend it's a gun. I may look emo, but I'm just rolling my eyes and pretending to cut my own throat with my handy scissors..

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Kharmii the three-headed monster. I can appear as a human, wolf, wraith -or- bizarre mixture of the three you see in this drawing. The black hole in my chest represents the empty, jaded feelings I harbor on occassion. I'm sitting in my favorite fuzzy green folding chair and I'm drawing a color study of the 24x36 oil painting I'm currently working on. This drawing was a spontaneous adventure.

-So I'm watching golf the other day on television and this commercial comes on for Volkswagen. A man and woman are driving in a convertable with the top down, and they are arguing about whether they should run the cold air or hot air. Finally, they activate a feature by which the car can blow hot air on the passenger side and cold air on the driver's. I was like, "Are you SERIOUS!?! Are people really that decadent, or are they just making a point?"

Then I go to work and have to listen to this fat broad talk about how she's into jogging, kick-boxing and racquetball to lose weight. I'm thinking, "How can you be motivated to do all that when you can't even be bothered to show up for work on time?"

Please...

Then the supervisors never give me the materials I need to perform my daily tasks on time. I'm always sighing and tapping my feet while those bimbos try to figure out what they are supposed to be doing. I always seem to start my routine later and later these days.

I get home and go on the internet to relax. Unfortunately, the web is 99% full of highschool mentality type people who upload their crappy artwork. Come on now...I've seen enough RPG characters posing with no backgrounds. I've seen enough furries with overly-large ears, tails, feet, etc. bending over with their cracks exposed, as if they were in heat. *sigh* It seems that what once was considered going 'out of the box' is now becoming a common theme.

-And I'm sick of the Christian-bashing I see all over the internet. Give me a break! I'm trying to be a better Christian, but it's kind of hard to find peace when my thoughts are filled with fantasies about how satisfying it would be to hear the solid SMACK of the back of my hand striking one of the stupid people I have to deal with everyday. Most true Christians value peace and wouldn't dream of raising a hand to all of those people they supposedly hate. X-DD

12x18 green sharpie and prismacolors on red paper.